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Zen

* Zen is like looking for the spectacles that are sitting on your nose. ~ Zen saying

Zip

* (on old age) First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. ~ George Burns (ig)

Zoo

A zoo is a place devised for animals to study the habits of human beings. ~ Oliver Herford