V

Vacation

* Are you looking forward to your vacation, or are you taking your wife along? {ig}

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* Vacation usually consists of 2 weeks, which are 2 short, after which you are 2 tired to return 2 work and 2 broke not 2. (ig)

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* When my wife is away on vacation, the whole house is empty but the sink is full of dishes. {ig}

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* Just spend your vacation in your backyard and your friends will know what you are: sensitive, home-loving and broke.

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