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Universal Law
Left to themselves, things will always go from bad to worse. ~ Steen’s Law
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The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get. ~ Scott Adams
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Every time you come up with a great idea, you will find someone else has thought of it first. ~ Arney’s Law
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* If you think big enough, you’ll never have to do it. ~ Reisner’s Law of Conceptual Inertia
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In crises, most people will choose the worst possible course of action. ~ Rudin’s Law
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There are more horses’ asses than there are horses. ~ Soderquist’s Paradox
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If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. ~ Finagle’s First Law
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Whenever an astronomical event takes place, a natural phenomenon obscures the event. ~ Spode’s Law
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Auditors always reject any expense account with a bottom line divisible by five or ten. ~ O’Brien’s Principle
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When stupidity is a sufficient explanation, there is no need to have recourse to any other. ~ Mitchell Ulmann
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* If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they’ll stop making it tomorrow; if it’s all three, they stopped making it yesterday. ~ Mignon McLaughlin
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* Is there a law which dictates that those who hold tickets for the centre seats in the row of a theatre always arrive last? (ig)
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Kington’s Syndrome: the tendency to put a passport, visa and tickets in a safe place and then mislay the safe place. ~ Miles Kington
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A flying particle will always seek the nearest eye. ~ Ken’s Law
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Everything has an except in it. ~ Lynne’s Law
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