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Regret

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. ~ Woody Allen (ig)

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Restaurant

They serve a dish so foreign you have to eat it with an interpreter.

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The sign in a restaurant said, “Watch your hat and coat.” And while I was doing that, someone stole my steak.

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* The food here is frozen and the waitress is fresh. (ig)

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Waiter, put the rest of this steak in a doggie bag and add some bread in case he wants a sandwich.

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* I asked the waiter what I could get for a dollar and he gave me four quarters.

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The food here was so bad, the other side of the menu was a prescription blank.

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I like a dim restaurant. By the time the waiter finds the 25cents tip, you’re gone.

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