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Kiss

I got a real kick out of kissing her. Her husband caught me.

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* It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.

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A doctor declared that kissing shortens life. He must have meant single life.

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The only time he kisses his wife is when he can’t find a napkin.

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It’s a lot of fun kissing a girl under the mistletoe. It’s even more fun kissing her under her nose.

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We spent three weeks poking a broom into baby’s face to get him used to kissing Grandpa.

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* It’s funny how most girls wait until the kiss is over before they slap the man’s face.

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