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Envy

Beggars do not envy millionaires, though of course they will envy other beggars who are more successful. ~ Bertrand Russell

Eye

No wonder he looks so pale. All his blood is in his eyes.

Chicago is so windy, it’s the only place I ever spit in my own eye.

I got my black eye because I went out looking for trouble and my eyes was the first to find it.